She lets her pet eat the fish. It's her beloved pet and companion, she would never think to hurt it. Not while there were other options for food anyways. She collects the bones, fins and head, cleans the pelican drool and puts them in a pot with water, salt and some seaweeds. She drinks the soup and burps. "How unladylike, hee hee" she thinks.
To feel more like a lady she decides to dry the remaining fins and bones and make jewelry:
She honestly thinks she looks stunning... such a shame there is nobody there to witness her amazingness... maybe she should go out and find someone! She locks the door to her hut: a completely useless act -not only does she not have any valuables in her hut, the windows have no glasses nor curtains. Anyways, she goes out and walks along the shoreline until she sees some people.
Who to talk to, a man or a woman? All at once?
How to address them? Friendly? Valiantly? Flauntingly?
She looks stunning. Too bad there's only hot women and a hobo on the beach. Still, she should flaunt her new jewelry.
ResponderEliminarOh poor poor hobo man surrounded by hot women.
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