Said Kishimoto in front of the paper "Another twist here, then a twist there, I totally forgot where the plot was, we put an obscure psychological goal no kid will understand and will label as 'lame' for the bad guy and we get this shit done"
I am certain he doesn't really think like that. But good lord does he appear to. After some self conclusive, somewhat interesting bad vs good battles, including the villains' backgrounds, Kishimoto indulges himself in a pool of escalating godmodding characters, everyone draws the ultimate ninja technique only to be defeated by a more ultimate ninja technique that is no match for the third ultimate ninja technique. Susanoo, the fire, the beasts... and I can tell what will happen: Narto, our adorable loser Narto will defeat every single un-defeatable ultimate ninja technique... with his heartfelt speeches.
Pain fell for that. And he was so mighty he killed the unkillable Kakashi with a NAIL. Yes, yes, a NAIL, carelessly thrown his way. Jiraiya attempted to reason, he lost his life in the process, many ninjas attempted to reason, they failed miserably. Narto appears and repeats an speech we've heard countless times AND HE MANAGES TO MAKE PAIN REGRET, REVIVE ALL PEOPLE HE KILLED AN HOUR EARLIER AND DIE PEACEFULLY. Not only that, his lovely origami weilding girlfriend becomes one of Narto's fans...
Needed, as Narto is losing fans at a rapid pace. Not those die hard love-to-hate-I-am-too-cool-for-Narto-now-but-I-still-don't-miss-a-page, but the other ones as well. closeted or not. At least the closeted fans can sigh in relief as they have no fandom to hide anymore.
Thanks, Kishi.
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